Who has the better mustache? Houston mayoral candidate Gene Locke, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, Rebel Alliance General Lando Calrissian, or cartoon character Cleveland Brown.
Two are fictional characters. Two are generals of some sort. Two won’t be on TV anymore next year, probably.
Lando is suave, sophisticated, and on the side of Good… eventually.
Eric Holder knows while terrorists have beards, all good law enforcement officials have mustaches. And he’s bringing it back!
Gene Locke has a grey mustache. Its like Greybeard, from Lord of the Rings, but Greymustache
Cleveland Brown has a surprisingly good cartoon show, but its no Lovematic Grandpa or Wiggam, P.I.