Best Mustache Contest

Who has the better mustache? Houston mayoral candidate Gene Locke, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, Rebel Alliance General Lando Calrissian, or cartoon character Cleveland Brown.

Two are fictional characters. Two are generals of some sort. Two won’t be on TV anymore next year, probably.

Lando is suave, sophisticated, and on the side of Good… eventually.

Eric Holder knows while terrorists have beards, all good law enforcement officials have mustaches. And he’s bringing it back!

Gene Locke has a grey mustache. Its like Greybeard, from Lord of the Rings, but Greymustache

Cleveland Brown has a surprisingly good cartoon show, but its no Lovematic Grandpa or Wiggam, P.I.

6 responses to “Best Mustache Contest

  1. Cleveland’s last name is Brown? Ugh…

  2. Like the Cleveland Browns!

  3. I vote for Lando’s mustache, but for Gene Locke to be our next Mayor in Harris County!!!
    Go Gene!!!

  4. This poll makes me want a no-holds-barred litigation-off between Holder and Locke. Black rage in the barred cage! Oh shit, here comes Kenneth Starr with the folding chair!

  5. Like I said, Kofi Annan

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