Burn Down Huffington Post

Some of you may have noticed that bastion and savior of journalism, and personal toy of that woman from the land of unidentifiable accents, the Huffington Post has added a new tab: colleges!

Rather than just linking to professional news sites or blogs about nipple slips, HuffPost is now linking to college newspapers. Oh what attention I could have gotten if that had started but a few years ago.

Anyways, awesomely the Rice Thresher is one of their first college newspapers. Don’t believe me? Check out the links at the bottom of the page at http://www.huffingtonpost.com/college/

Now, you may not actually see the name, the Rice Thresher. That’s because, like a real newspaper, HuffPost makes preposterous spelling and fact checking errors.

wtf is a tresher?

wtf is a tresher?

Anyways, maybe HuffPost didn’t make a mistake. Rather, perhaps they were references that alternative paper at Rice, the Trasher.

the Trasher

You don't get enough aborted cyclopian fetus in your coffee these days

In fact, the Trasher would be perfect for HuffPost. Fraught with embarrassing pictures, nudity, and libel, it is a halcyon of what the Internet can do best, penis. I can’t wait to read all about the daily tresher every week, or however often it comes out.

In conclusion, HuffPost made a spelling error and I am mocking it and linking to a horrible picture that was one of many reasons that the 2008 Trasher was never published.

PS: WTF is a tresher?

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