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Campaign season: Brunch in America

It’s brunch again in America. Today more urban singles will wait in line for eggs than ever before in our country’s history. With wait times for tables at about half the record highs of 2008, nearly 2,000 long-term couples will split a carafe of bloody marys made with locally-sourced ingredients than at any time in the past four years. This afternoon 6,500 young men and women will tweet a picture
of their eggs benedict, and with upload times at less than half of what they were just four years ago, they can look forward with confidence to people liking their pics. It’s brunch again in America, and under the leadership of Vice President Joe Biden, our country is hipper and funnier and has more twitter followers. Why would we ever want to return to where we were less than four short years ago.
 
 
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RedState.com’s Joe Biden blowjob freudian fantasy

Sometimes the truth comes out in subtle Freudian slips, revealing authors’ actual thoughts and desires.

"Mouth: Dick" is how man will search for porn on the future Semantic Internet

Anyways, Moe Lane is writing about Joe Biden putting a dick in his mouth, Blumenthal edition. Words are funny.

The actual article is pretty pointless, about how Joe Biden made some joke about not serving in Vietnam, because he didn’t. So I’m going to assume the entire point of the article was to make a blowjob joke in the headline, or to express a desire for such.