Tag Archives: Teabagging

Literally burn down teabaggers

A few days ago, Politico ran a column comparing the Ron Paul and Sarah Palin camps in the Teabaggers. However, the real meat of the story is about half way through, with this wonderful quote:

“Literally, there’s more harm being done economically to this country than 100 A-bombs could accomplish,” said Dave Kidwell, a 44-year-old from the Detroit suburbs.”

Instantly, my mind went here:

The word Literally just reminds me of Literature, as a tech in Civilization that granted you the ability to build the Great Library Wonder

Literally, worse than 100 atomic bombs. What with the national debt being radioactive and causing cancer and all. Also, it can accidentally awaken Godzilla, who will use his firebreath to cut federal entitlement programs and defeat Mothra.

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Brown is the color of poop. Is this sign racist?

I saved this picture but couldn’t remember if it had said boobs or poop. I thought it said boobs, and I was going to do a whole thing about how boobs are great, etc. But then an EDIT: about how boobs has two meanings and they probably meant the one where boob means idiot and not boobies, but I’ll believe what I want to believe, much like the teabaggers themselves.

But in the end, just “poop” is much funnier.

Obama wants to Jizz ya!

Today I received this e-mail from Human Events

Obama wants to jizya

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Full thing here: Obama’s Healthcare Jizya

Conservatives are afraid of Obama’s secret Muslim healthcare jizz!!! Ignore death panels, its all about jizz panels now! Who will stop Obama from raping your grandma with his muslim jizz?

There is only one way to stop Obama’s Jizya, and that is teabagging. Teabagging can intercept Obama’s jizz.

Now, time for the various points of hilarious hypocrisy or just nonsense

1. What does any of this have to to with Muslins?

2. They complain about some states paying for other states, but ignore the states screwed most by this: New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York and California. Lie-beral states that get the least back in Federal Spending per dollars paid in Federal taxes (at least in 2004). And overall, urban areas getting screwed over by rural areas.

3. What the fuck does the equal protection clause have to do with any of this?