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Burn Down Cardozo… with a Jetpack!

Yeshiva sent out a survey to students to try to judge the university’s carbon footprint.

freakin jetpacks

You see, the jetpack only has enough fuel for about 5 seconds, and the teleporter can potentially split me into a good and evil side or combine me with a fly, so I only use it to skip stairs.

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